General Discussion

GOOD MORNING 1

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 06:12:57 +0000

Good morning Sully and Tommy

Newbies Introduce Yourself Here [newcumers]

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 06:09:40 +0000

A sister thread to Richief's Road Map to XNXX

This is the thread for Newcumers to introduce themselves.

Before you do anything, pleas have a look here https://turkeysexi.com/s__forum/help/ to learn about this forum.

Go on and give us your best ..or worst .."hello". If you'd like ..tell us a bit about yourself and what you're hoping to find/thinking you'll enjoy at XNXX.

And ..if you have...

Newbies Introduce Yourself Here [newcumers]

How was your day?

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 05:36:38 +0000

Was it a good day or bad? Did you do anything fun? Did you bake a cake or have an orgy? Did you go to the beach or suck a dick? Let’s hear it

Have a laugh... Post those funny memes here!

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 05:17:46 +0000

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You’re drunk!

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 03:54:15 +0000

What kind of a drunk are you? Happy or hostile? Friendly or fiendish? Violent or…some other V word?

Funny random stupid shit

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 02:47:30 +0000

There's some things I always want to share with you guys but can never think of a good place to post it so here's a place to post fun y random stupid shit that's not a meme or funny animal or stand up comic because we have threads for that.

Like how about this old news report from 7 years ago.

Tell Me Something Interesting

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 02:10:43 +0000

Tell Me Something Interesting aka I Don't Wanna Search the Internet aka The More You Know aka As A Matter of Fact aka Let's Find Out! ..and so on ..

I've had a lot of luck posing this question lately.

So far I've got:

@Arquebus with ..pirates wore eyepatches so that they'd always have one eye adjusted to darkness. This way ..when they went below deck ..they could switch the eyepatch to the other eye to see more clearly.

And ..the human eye can see more shades of green...

Tell Me Something Interesting

Dance moves you wish you had

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 02:08:13 +0000

You have to go back 42 years to pick up these moves and groves....

Funny Animal Posts for GD

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:17:20 +0000

Just a place to post funny and adorable animal posts and stories.

Poop

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:15:32 +0000

Poop

The 1970's in Song

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:15:31 +0000

Fairly simple:

I am starting three new threads. "The 196os"; "The 1970s" and "The 1980s".

I will be posting appropriate music relevant to each decade.

7 tunes to start:

"Rock & Roll Outlaw"---Foghat

Good morning from west Texas

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:09:13 +0000

Hope everyone has a good start

Thread Nostalgia

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:05:29 +0000

Let’s go down Memory Lane.
Post anything nostalgic that reminds you of those feel good, old days growing up. thx

Random thoughts thread

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:02:48 +0000

What's on your mind?

Junk drawer

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:57:44 +0000

Stumbled across a comment earlier about junk drawers in your kitchen (@submissively speaking, me thinks mentioned it).
Here's mine.
It's full of condiment packets and for some reason a plastic fork and a piece of candy.
I dare not dig any deeper.
What's in your junk drawer?

We all have some junk in our trunk.
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All things Italian or Sicilian

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:49:25 +0000

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Things that don't piss you off, but are annoying.

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 22:04:51 +0000

Why get pissed off and raise your blood pressure for annoyances?
I.e those that don't understand sarcasm and it goes wayyyyyyyy over their heads or they take it at his face value!
PM senders that don't have no in their vocabulary.
Batteries running out at an inopportune moment (vibrators, television remotes, phones etc)
Another shopper taking the last item on sale that you particularly wanted.
I'm sure you've got more that many of us can empathise with

ship Dali which hit Baltimore bridge was "unseaworthy" according to news report (just heard)

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 21:21:13 +0000

Anyone got any more on this ?

Baltimore Ship Lost Power and Sent Mayday Call Just Before Bridge Disaster

‘DIRE EMERGENCY’
Dan Ladden-Hall
News Correspondent

Josh Fiallo
Breaking News Reporter

Updated Mar. 26, 2024 7:20PM EDT Published Mar. 26, 2024 4:16AM EDT
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I hope I’m doing this correctly

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 20:41:48 +0000

Post number 3

Current status

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 17:02:27 +0000

Where I am it’s windy and rainy and chilly, and I’m snugged up on my sofa with a cosy throw blanket and a snoozing bulldog footwarmer. I just had crumpets with pineapple jam and am finishing my tea. Spotify is playing, and I’m in no rush to do anything.

What’s up with you?

Prostitution

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:20:05 +0000

Should prostitution be banned?

That feels amazing (non sexy)

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:17:53 +0000

I just unwrapped the elastic bandage around my knee and it felt sooo good to get it off.

What do you do that feels amazing? Non sexual for GD please ☺️

A Thread about Threads :D

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:54:42 +0000

Do you make threads? Why or why not? What’s your favourite kind to make? What’s your favourite to post in?

What's the last thing you bought?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:21:51 +0000

What's the last thing you bought?

A new nightgown. (And Lainie didn't even notice. >_< )

On this day in history

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:09:31 +0000

This thread comes at the suggestion of a very smart lady @submissively speaking.
I'll continue as long as I can find headlines to inform.

What you doing atm?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 13:23:15 +0000

Tell me what are you doing rightnow.

What’s for breakfast?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 12:52:40 +0000

Today I had my favorite, sans the home fries.
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Do y’all miss TnF?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 12:15:02 +0000

I do,

How did you sleep last night?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:40:01 +0000

Did you sleep soundly, or were you up all night having fun?

Where’s the no sleep crew?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 07:47:12 +0000

I really hate going to sleep. If I didn’t have to sleep I wouldn’t. Does anyone else feel this way?

Anzac Day

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:43:44 +0000

Tomorrow New Zealand and Australia pause to remember the fallen Men and Women who gave to lives in the services in all conflicts all over the world, lest we forget

What are you wearing today?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 01:36:57 +0000

Self explanatory.

I get asked this so much I figured I may as well make a thread

Best Gifs in GD.

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:59:35 +0000

Post the best GD GIF you have.

Name one thing that made you laugh today

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:57:05 +0000

Name one thing that made you smile today is a fun thread that’s been going strong for years, that we all enjoy. But what about those daily things that make you laugh? Every day there’s at least one thing that made me laugh.

So what made you laugh today?

XNXX Recipe Thread - Part Deux

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:18:24 +0000

The first one went astray, so let’s try again.

Please use this to post your recipes for others to try your favorite meals or desserts. If you have a picture of the final result, be sure to add it.

I’ll start it off with my recent sandwich recipe:

Italian Beef Sandwiches

3 lb Chuck roast (boneless is preferred, but bone in adds flavor)
12 Ciabatta rolls
12 slices of Mozzarella cheese

2 C of Garlic/Basil Marinara Sauce
1 Tsp Crystal hot sauce (or your choice)
1 Tbsp Italian Seasoning
2...

XNXX Recipe Thread - Part Deux

What's for dinner?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:09:33 +0000

I'm baking some Atlantic wild salmon under a maple/pistachio crust, serving with asparagus and a tomato/cuke salad made from produce from my garden.

What about you? Whatcha cookin'?

A Road Map to XNXX

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 22:13:57 +0000

A Road Map to XNXX
created by Richief

Welcome and remember you can never escape.

General Discussion

This was designed as a place where we can rationally discuss all topics. In reality it is a place where we argue and fight like children in a school-yard, we will scream and spit,create alliances and break them with wild abandon. Occasionally socks run wild and appear to be taking over the board. There is nothing that we will not row over, except for spammers...

A Road Map to XNXX

to be able to

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:30:01 +0000

Just singin'...

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:00:40 +0000

Whose the leader of the club thats great for you and me, M-I-C-K-E-Y, MOUSE...Hay there, high there, hoe there, your as welcome as can be, M-I-C...see ya real soon, K-E-Y...why, because we like you, M-O-U-S-E!

Thread for sexy geeks

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 19:39:49 +0000

If you woke up tomorrow in your favourite universe, what character would you most likely be. Not who would you LIKE to be, but who represents you the most.